Bo-bobo's Rappin' Roller Coaster Ride (Episode Script)

Episode Script

Recap

Narrator: Don't look so shocked, because we're back and beautiful! Here we are again at Hairy-Tale...I mean, Fairy-Tale Amusement Park, which as you know is a front for A-Block Headquarters, run by General Jelly Jiggler. His henchmen are operating every ride, except the Ferris wheel! Bo-bobo put that wheel out of alignment in our last episode when he flattened its operator in a nosehair-dive.

Bo-bobo: So hang onto your ferris wheel stubs for a full refund!

Narrator: Remember Spikey, that finicky fellow who wouldn't eat and nobody knew who he was, but they all wanted to feed him? Well he made a break for a fast food restaurant. ...Bo-bobo, ...Gasser, ...Don Patch, and ...Beauty, have decided to split up to track down General Jelly Jiggler. Why are they having such a problem finding him? He stands out in any crowd, he's big, he's blue, cries on cue, but they don't have a clue! He's one slippery dude, but it would take a serious jam session to say, "Jelly, you're toast!"

Main Episode

(Opening sequence)

---

Bo-bobo: Episode 13: Bo-bobo's Rappin' Roller Coaster Ride! We're gonna rap and roll!

(Beauty is walking among the amusement park guest.)

Beauty: Where'd they all go? We were supposed to split up inside the entrance. They're nowhere in sight! Hmm...

(Notices Bo-bobo giving out balloons.)

Bo-bobo: Ready?

Beauty: (Gasp)

Child: Hey, what about me? What about me? What about me?

Bo-bobo: Take it easy, here you go.

Child: What about me?

Don Patch: (Slowly getting more aggressive) Me first, me first, me first, me first, me first, ME FIRST, ME FIRST, ME FIRST, ME FIRST, ME FIRST, ME FIRST, ME FIRST, ME FIRST, ME FIRST, ME FIRST--PAY ATTENTION, HEY, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! YOU SILLY CLOOOWN! I was the first one in line! I want 'em all!

(Don Patch is imagining himself as a businessman with a family and groceries.)

Don Patch: (Singing, while showing a mental image of a shopping family resembling Don Patch) ♪I love to find free things when I'm walkin'~ Sooomethin' snappy, makes me happy~ Yippee-yippee-free! Not a dime from meeee~♪ Oohhh yeah! (Inner thoughts, while Don Patch in a suit bows) When you receive something for free and it breaks, it's not correct to return it for cash.

Bo-bobo: Well I feel your pain, Don Paaatch! (An image of a politician appears behind Bo-bobo) I admire anyone who's ever even thought of bein' president! I am politically correct! Love 'em all!

(Don Patch is suddenly a samurai with a cucumber roll for a topknot. He unsheathes a katana.)

Don Patch: Hear me now. You must now cut loose with all those balloons, clown boy.

Bo-bobo: Oh my goodness! Are you really a samurai? That's impressive!

Don Patch: (Putting away his sword) I know. I am truly a samurai master. I have all my credentials. I graduated from the Wiggin' School of Martial Arts last year, then I took a correspondence course in hara-kiri.

(As he talks, Bo-bobo disarms Don Patch and ties balloons to his body, making him float away.)

Don Patch: Thought it might come in handy, wanted to be prepared. Got a great deal on a sword online, noticed they might have a few pre-owned samurais too.

Bo-bobo: (Wiping the sweat from his brow) Hoooo.

Don Patch: I must go to my quiet zone, silence is the samurai way. I can't reveal my secret mission, hard as that is for a blabbermouth like me...

(Beauty arrives)

Beauty: Bo-bobo, why are you still clowning around?! Come on, time's a-wasting, there's still a bunch of rides that need to be checked out right away!

Bo-bobo: I'm ready to ride!

Beauty: Good!

Don Patch: (thinking, while up in the air) I shall remain true to my oath of silence, a slip from these lips and you'll know I'm looking for General Jiggler's hidden headquarters. I'll have a bird's-eye view of all I survey.

Bird: Wanna bet?

Don Patch: Huh?

(A blue bird appears in front of Don Patch)

Bird: Yep, spy game's a tough racket.

Don Patch: (thinking) This high altitude must be affecting my brain, I thought he called me a spy! (Out loud) Hmph. He's just a dumb bird. I'm not going to worry.

(The bird lands on his head.)

Bird: Whoa baby, I love cucumber rolls! Nice and plump! Wanna share?

Don Patch: Hey, that's my topknot! And when it falls off, it's my dinner! Go find yourself some birdseed, or suck on a grape, I have sole rights to this foodwear!

Bird: But I'm really hungry, I wanna eat right away!

Don Patch: (Breaking out of the samurai routine) How can I say this--beat it, birdbrain! Grab a bug, or grab a twig! I really don't care WHAT you put your beak on, as long as not on my cucumber roll!

(The bird takes a sharp glance at his balloons)

Don Patch: ...What's that look? What're you gonna do?!

(Popping sound)
(Heppokomaru is seen at an obstacle course attraction, while Don Patch falls screaming in the background. He jumps to an island platform in the water of the park, while doing flips.)

Heppokomaru: Enh! Ooh! Ahh.

(Multiple pirahna jump out at Heppokomaru while he stands in shock, before the scene cuts to Bo-bobo cracking his knuckles.)

Bo-bobo: Hm. Yep. I think I'll jump on this ride.

Beauty: "Monkey Train"? You're going on a train with a bunch of monkeys?! Your brain has left the station!

(The train is seen running, along with a rabbit flag)

Beauty: Huh?

(A group of monkeys are seen unconscious or cowering in fear, while a rabbit gang has taken over the train)

Pink Rabbit: Yeah, these banana-munchers went down way easy.

(The train stops at the station, near Bo-bobo and Beauty)

Pink Rabbit: Chimps are chumps! Let's go beat up the hippos next.

(The rabbit gang get off and start walking away.)

Second Rabbit: I think we should let the hippos go, bro.

Pink Rabbit: Ya scared, hare?

Second Rabbit: Hicky Hippo has a pet goldfish--

Beauty: Oh no...!

Third Rabbit: Let's pick on him!

(The lead rabbit stops and notices Beauty.)

Sunglasses Rabbit: You got a problem there, lady!?

Beauty: N-No! Happy Easter!

Sunglasses Rabbit: (Happy) Thanks! That's very sweet! That day keeps me hoppin'! Eheheheh...

Pink Rabbit: (Offscreen) Come on, Peter!

Peter: Whooaaa! I thought we decided on no real names, come oooooon!

("Peter" catches up with the rest of the gang. The train now has a panda as a passenger and a hair-hunt trooper as the conductor)

Bo-bobo: Hop aboard, let's go for a ride.

Beauty: Huh...? You know, I'm gonna wait this one out, maybe I'll catch it next time around...

Bo-bobo: What!? You're not comin' along?!

Beauty: No.

Bo-bobo: (Suddenly bawling his eyes out and throwing a fit) Baawhahaha, I don't-wanna-go-on-the-choo-choo-by-myself, I-could-get-bamboozled-by-monkeys!

Beauty: Take it easy...!

Bo-bobo: I-could-fall-down-and-slip-on-banana-skins-and-my-boot-hits-the-conductor-who-boots-me-off-the-train-and-I-hit-the rail-and-scrape-my-hair-and-my-hair-catches-fire-and-suddenly-my-whole-head'll-be-bald-all-because-you-wouldn't-come-with-meeeee--

Conductor Last call, all aboard.

Bo-bobo: (Suddenly fine) Never mind, I only bought one ticket.

Beauty: (in shock) ...You could have told me...

(Bo-bobo gets on, along with a monkey.

Conductor: Welcome everyone aboard the monkey train, I'm Wonk, your conductor. I'll be taking you all on the express route--for your safety, keep all hands and paws on the bar at all times.

(Bo-bobo is happy.)

Wonk: LET'S KITCHOOOW!

(The whole train speeds off, except for the monkey in the back car.)

Monkey: W-Whooaa! Aaaaahhhh...!! ...Hunh. I shoulda brought mah toolkit, I was ridin' on a loose caboose...

(He gets off and spots Beauty.)

Monkey: Helloooo little missy~! How 'bout goin' fer a snack with me?

Beauty: Yyyyyyuck.

(He whistles and walks a little closer to her.)

Monkey: How 'bout we make it a movie?

Beauty: I'm booked.

Monkey: (Cutting his losses) ...Well...it's graceful exit time! Sooooo-la-lala-la-long! (He pirouettes out of frame.)

Beauty: I wonder how Bo-bobo's doing...? That conductor looked like a bad dude. I hope he's not a hair hunt trooper...

(Cut to Bo-bobo. The train car is speeding along at a breakneck pace, the panda and Ukikki screaming while Bo-bobo stays silent and held in place by his nosehairs.)

Ukikki: STICK LIKE STICKY GLUE TO THE HANDRAIL, DON'T LET GO, WHOOAAAAAAH!!

(It twists and turns a few more times, Ukikki and the panda screaming while Bo-bobo stays silent.)

Ukikki: AND ON YOUR RIGHT...IF YOU LOOK QUICK, YOU'LL SEE MONKEYS!

(They pass by monkeys.)

Ukikki: WE'RE PASSING A FEW MORE OF THEM NOW!

(They pass by monkeys doing a pose.)

Panda: SLOW DOWN, I'M LOSIN' MY GRIIIIIIIIIIP!!

(The panda flies off of the train, screaming. The train approaches a tunnel.)

Ukikki: THERE'S A TUNNEL COMIN' UP, DON'T FORGET TO DUUUUCK!

(As the train enters the tunnel, there is silence. Beauty watches from the side.)

Beauty: ...That's odd...where'd they go? Where is he?

(After more silence, the tunnel starts to crack. Beauty gasps, as a giant baby emerges from the tunnel, shocking both the monkeys nearby and Beauty into screaming. The baby laughs as it bats away both monkeys. Beauty watches, stunned into silence as the baby babbles and crawls away.)

Beauty: ...Bo-bobo?

(Inside the tunnel, Bo-bobo is facing off against Ukikki.)

Bo-bobo: What's your specialty?

Ukikki: Ha! You're about to find out. (He crouches down before putting his arms out.) Uwaaaaaah!

Bo-bobo: (Moving into a fighting stance) Hmph!

(The two rush at each other, yelling. Ukikki goes for a right punch, then a left, and then one from overhead, but Bo-bobo deflects all of them and knocks him back. Bo-bobo performs a kick and sweeps Ukikki off his feet.

Ukikki: (Getting up from the ground) Rrrrrgh!

(Bo-bobo's sunglasses shine as he gets into his trademark fighting pose.)

Bo-bobo: Super Fist of Nosehair, yeah!

(Ukikki rushes at Bo-bobo, yelling, but is utterly defeated by the attack.)

Bo-bobo: Turtle Village: Submerged!

(Ukikki falls to the ground.)

Bo-bobo: ...That's not the snot I wanted to use!

(Cut to the teacups.)

Narrator: Meanwhile, Don Patch is under the weather due to his balloon accident, but Patches is quite busy.

(Don Patch, as "Patches", is in a teacup with Yakkun. He opens a box and shows off some onigiri rice balls.)

Don Patch: These buns look delish! Dig in, Ya-ya, there's plenty!

(Yakkun says and does nothing, as usual.)

Don Patch: Whaaat? How come you're not eating? I made them especially for you!

(Yakkun remains silent.)

Don Patch: You need to work on your appetite! I'm going to grab my buns and nibble on them later by myself! Guess that'll show you. Hmph! (He closes the box of onigiri.) Aaahh, well...if U-ie were here, he'd eat them all...and sip tea from our shared cup.

(His gaze wanders over to the central cup full of toothbrushes.)

Don Patch: Ahh--there it is! It's our special cup! I-It's still holding our toothbrushes!

(He hurries over, starting to crawl in.)

Don Patch: So many memories...(Don Patch starts sobbing, but yelps as he falls into the cup.) WHOAAAH!

(Once he's in, Don Patch continues crying, looking around.

Don Patch: Uuuhh...aaahhh...haaa, it seems like only yesterday that we were the big buzz at Wigginsville...our vacation video set box-office records!

---

(The Bo-bobo Nosehair Theater intro starts to play.)

Narrator: And now, the Bo-bobo 'Love At Sunset' Theater is filled with regret to present its "Dating On A Budget" series: Patches, starring in "Don: That's What You Are To Me".

(The movie starts. Patches and U-ie are on a beach watching the sunset.)

Patches: U-ie...?

U-ie: Hm?

Patches: What do you want to become? Well?

(U-ie sighs.)

U-ie: Hahaha, I've always wanted to be a 'C'.

(Patches gasps.)

U-ie: I'm a screwy U-ie, heheheh...I've been near the bottom of the alphabet for so long that just once, I'd like to be near the top!

Patches: ...Well, why not? It's doable! Uh-huh! It sure is! Yeaaah! ...What're you waiting for? Go for it nooow~! (Patches starts tearing up.)

U-ie: (He's shocked at first, but smiles.) ...Heheh...you're awesome. Thanks, Patches.

Patches: (Crying) Ahhh...I believe in you.

(They share a kiss as "The End" shows on-screen and we pull out of the Nosehair Theater. Back to Don Patch as "Patches" crying.)

---

Don Patch: I miss him, I wish I knew where my U-ie was...

???: Who's been messin' with my toothbrush?! There's three orange bits in the bristles!

Don Patch: I know that voice...!

(He crawls out of the cup.)

Don Patch: U-ey...? Why, it's U-ie!!

(U-ie is shown to have become the number '6'.)

Don Patch: (He's shocked at first, but then cries happily.) You've changed...you're number six now! It's more impressive than a 'C'...You're close to being number one!

(He jumps out and runs blissfully towards him.)

Don Patch: U-ie, here I am!

6: Get away!

(6 body-checks Don Patch, who is confused.)

6: No one is allowed on these cups unless I give them permission. I run this ride like a math quiz, I'm flunkin' you with a big D-minus!

Don Patch: N-nuh...but it's me...

Narrator: Phooey on U-ie. He's acting like he's General Jiggler's private number. And speaking of numbers, even Bo-BoBo starts trying to add them up in the second half of this episode. Boy, does he get a wrong number! The producers are enrolling him and his nose hair in a math class, tonight.

---

(the eyecatch begins and ends)

---

Narrator: U-ie used to be a happy-go-lucky "U," but when he twisted himself into a "6," his brain got twisted, too. Finally, he worked out a kink, and remembered his old soulmate.

6: Ah, you're...I know you, you're Patches, right?

Don Patch: Yes, that's me!

6: Why are you here, Patches? ...Heheh, well well. I bet you want us to get back together, don't you?

Don Patch: Huh? ...Please, that's the last thing I'd ever want...

6: ...I wouldn't mind. You and I make a really nice team.

(Don Patch is charmed, blushing.)

Don Patch: (Thinking) Yeah, I can hardly wait to get nipped and flipped again by this calculating cad...I want my old U-ie back!

(6 makes a '6' with his hands.)

6: Go 'six'...!

(Don Patch is charmed yet again.)

Don Patch: (Thinking) That was strange...all of a sudden, my heart went 'kaboom!

(6 makes a '7' with his hands.)

6: 'Seven'...!

(Don Patch is charmed once more.)

Don Patch: W-Whoa, kaboomity-boom! Kaboomity-boom! (Thinking) Numbers never affected me like this in school! Miss Addison, may I please be excused? I've got blisters on my fingers from counting all these numbers!

(6 approaches him.)

6: Let's...put together our team.

(6 makes an '8' with his hands.)

6: The power of 'eight' can be very persuasive...

(Don Patch falters, but succumbs to his charm, making an '8' with his own hands.)

Don Patch: Aaahh...'eight'...

6: (Thinking) I've got her now!

(However, Don Patch suddenly snaps out of it when he sees Yakkun.

Don Patch: (Thinking) Ya-ya! I almost forgot you! We've been such a great team for so long...

(Don Patch thinks back to swinging with Yakkun, being at the beach with Yakkun, sitting on a bench with Yakkun in the fall, and kissing Yakkun in the winter. Cut back to the present, 6 is still making the '8' gesture.)

6: These circles represent 'us'...you're the bottom one, and I'm the top! 'Eight'!

Don Patch: (Thinking) How do I choose?! U-ie...or Ya-ya?!

6: Don't resist...the eight! Four and four!

(Don Patch hesitates for a while before turning into...a goat. This shocks 6.)

Don Patch: Baaaaaa. Baaaaaaa. Baaaaaa.

6: Y-Yikes! My girl says baaahaaahaa!

Don Patch: Baaaaaaa. Baaaaaaa.

6: ...'Eight'! 'Eight'! ...'Eight', 'eight'!

(It has no effect on Don Patch, who keeps baaa-ing.)

6: (Thinking) Something's not adding up! Those numbers weren't supposed to hypnotize her into becoming a goat!

(Suddenly, Don Patch canters over to Yakkun, picking the doll up.)

Don Patch: Baaaaaaa. Baaaaaa. Baaaaaaa. (Suddenly shaking it with his eyes open) I want answers, and I want 'em quick, why are you with Patches, I thought we were friends! Baaaaaaaa. (Shaking it again) Speak up dollface, I'm not quite myself, in fact, something's been getting my goat ever since I fell out of the sky, so don't mess with this baaaaa~d samurai! ...Baaaaaaaa. (Shaking it again) You've got guts, if I were you, I'd be talkin' up a blue streak, pipsqueak!

(As 6 watches on, completely bewildered, Don Patch returns to his 'Patches' persona.)

Don Patch: You're...my best friend, aren't you Ya-ya? (Suddenly shaking it and shouting) But if you ever run off with Patches again and don't tell me where you're going, our friendship is history, got that?! No more Mr. Nicey-Nicey, I'll be Meanie-Genie instead, got it?!

(Yakkun flies out of his hand.)

Don Patch: --Oh phooey, she flew-ey! Aaahhh...

(Don Patch is back to normal.)

Don Patch: YA-YAAAAA!

(6 sighs.)

Don Patch: COME BACK YA-YAAAA! COME BACK RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOW!

(While Don Patch breaks down crying, 6 takes note of some new characters entering the teacups: '3', '+', another '3', and an '='.)

The First 3: So...if we add ourselves, we make six, that right?

+: Yes, of course! I'm always positive!

The Second 3: I think we'd better wait for our expert, he's supposed to give us an answer.

Bo-bobo: (From off-screen) The answer man's here!

The Second 3: All right!

(Bo-bobo rides in on a motorcycle with a large '7' on the backseat.)

Bo-bobo: Here's the correct answer!

3, +, And The Other 3: Get out!

=(Equal): Don't jive me, bud! You hitches the wrong number!

Bo-BoBo: Are you mocking me? (attacks Equal with his motorcycle)

The First 3: Equal!

The Second 3: We need you!

Bo-bobo: Three plus three equals eight!

(The '7' gasps.)

7: You said I could be the answer!

(6 strikes an odd pose.)

6: Ssssix, uhh-aaaahhhhh!! (Trying to make a '6' with his hands) 'Six'! 'Six'! 'Six'!

(Bo-bobo is unconvinced.)

3, +, And The Other 3: Six! Six! Six!

6: 'Six'! 'SIX'!

3, +, And The Other 3: Six! Six!

(Bo-bobo suddenly attacks.)

Bo-bobo: FIST OF NOSE-MATH! Three plus three, divided by the square-root-of-nine-plus-ten-minus-b-over-a-multipliedbydividedbynminusthreetimes5 equals EIGHT!

(6 falls to the ground, defeated.)

3, +, And The Other 3: Si...huh? ...Eight! Eight! Eight!

(The '7' that was with Bo-bobo gets frightened and runs away.)

Bo-bobo: ...I got a real nose for math!

(Then, a screen appears behind Bo-bobo with a hair hunter on it laughing menacingly.)

Hair Hunter: Earth to Bo: You stink at math AND finding us! We think you've been having way too much fun! Things could start to get messy, you'd better find us fast! Right, General?

(Tennosuke is melting in the bath.)

Tokoro Tennosuke: ...Reaaal messy.

Hair Hunter: WHAAAA?!

Tokoro Tennosuke: Aaaahhh...so relaxing.

Hair Hunter: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT TUB, GENERAL JIGGLER?!

Tokoro Tennosuke: I'm chillin'.

Hair Hunter: THE KIND OF CHILLIN' YOU ARE DOING IS A DETRIMENT TO YOUR HEALTH! (He rushes over to the General) YOU CAN'T STAY IN THERE, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW! DO YOU UNDERSTAND, GENERAL?!

Tokoro Tennosuke: But I don't want to!

(The hair hunter growls and yells at the screen.)

Hair Hunter: RrraaaaAAAGH! BO-BOBO, FIND UUUUUS!

(The screen turns off.)

Bo-bobo: ...I need our team together! COOOOOOME ON!

(The scene transitions through his mouth to Heppokomaru fighting the fish at the obstacle course. The fish rush at him, but using only his fists and feet, he's able to defeat all of them. He looks at his hands.)

Heppokomaru: Haah...good! I'm stronger!

(Suddenly, a fish holding a badly-drawn gun pops out.)

Fish: Watch your butt! While ya still got one!

Heppokomaru: (Turning around) Huh?

Fish: Ready, swifty?

(He fires the gun. A small man pops out of the barrel.)

Little Man: Ya, mon!

Fish: Eheheheh, eheheheh, eheheheheh!

(Heppokomaru hops over. The fish fires again.)

Little Man: Fire, mon! Let's go!

(Heppokomaru stops right in front of the fish. It stammers for a bit before throwing the gun at him, which he slides out of the way of.

Heppokomaru: (Thinking) Wonder if he's related to the fly-fish...might as well find out.

(Heppokomaru punts the fish into orbit, leaving.)

Heppokomaru: Not one trace of the general...(Looks at map) Wonder where I should look next.

---

(Cut to Beauty in the audience of an outdoor performance.)

Narrator: Beauty was hoping to find the melting general here.

Host: Thank you for attending today's 'special event'. Right here on this stage, you're about to witness a feat that no words can adequately describe! Due to the delicate nature of this act, we ask that you refrain from any noise, please remove all popcorn from your mouth, and turn off all cell phones and pagers. And now, I present the proper and refined Miss Kitty! Curtain!

(The curtains open to reveal a cat eating fish with a fork and knife. Beauty watches as the cat wipes its mouth with a napkin.)

Miss Kitty: Meow.

Beauty: (Thinking) That cat's a real cut-up...(Smiling) Ahahahaha, ehehehehe!

---

(Cut to the haunted house.)

Narrator: But in another part of the amusement park, it's no laughing matter as Gasser hovers near the haunted house!

Heppokomaru: ...What a cool place!

---

(Cut to the roller-coaster station, where Hakechatsu Teruno lies defeated on the ground.)

Narrator: Meanwhile, Bo-bobo and Don Patch decided it was quicker (and a whole lot cheaper) to beat up the guy in charge of the jet coaster rather than stand in line to buy a ticket. Now they're rappin' and ridin'!

(Bo-bobo and Don Patch are on the front of the roller coaster. Funky music starts to play as Don Patch snaps his fingers. He's shown to be smacking Don Patch on the head with a paddle.)

Bo-bobo: Yo! Yo! Beat the clown, now's the time for us to get down!

Don Patch: Create your own style that's true blue for you, don't forget the turtles when you do!

(There's a bucket of turtles next to him.)

Bo-bobo: I'm havin' a reflection in the right direction, hopin' Jelly G. makes a big defection, vote for me in the next election!

Don Patch: It's a slow-go, so society moves in slow-mo, slow Joe, yeah!

(The roller-coaster makes a turn)

Don Patch: You get frustrated, okay, each day you hear it two-way, how's it gonna play? Yes or nooo, yes or nooo, whyyy won't they say so?! Aaaaahhh, on the turtles, they really rock! Freedom soon, tick tock! What is it Joe, time to go, talk to me, Jojo, yeah! Yoooo~!

(The coaster makes another turn as Bo-bobo dumps the turtles into the pool below them to the amazement of the watching crowd.)

Don Patch: Go on hiiide, go on hiiiide, we're swimmin' in Mexico along with the tide!

(Bo-bobo starts crying on Don Patch's head.)

Bo-bobo: Turtles fly to Mexico, now they rap with Fernando! Yeaaaahhh!!

Don Patch: (With a changed face) Si, I'm Fernando!

Bo-bobo: I'm Fernando too!

Don Patch: I say si!

Bo-bobo: I say no!

Don Patch: Si, no!

Bo-bobo: No, si!

Don Patch: Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!

Bo-bobo: (Stretching his ears out) Nnnnnnot yet! Nnnnnnot yet!

Don Patch: I hear lie-lie-lie-lie lie-lie lie-lie lie! I want truth! I want truth!

Bo-bobo: (Playing peek-a-boo) It's tucked away--HA! Don't say--HA!

Don Patch: (Stretching his face in and out) Hee-yaw! Hee-yaw!

Bo-bobo: SHOW ME THE DOUGH!

(Bo-bobo's afro opens up to reveal dozens of smaller Don Patches stretching their own faces in and out.)

Smaller Don Patches: Dough! Dough! Dough! Dough!

Don Patch: Ooo-ooohh! Ooo-ooohh!

Smaller Don Patches: Dough! Dough! Dough! Dough!

(Don Patch grabs a handful of the smaller Don Patches and lobs them off of the ride.)

Don Patch: You all go! Ho-hoooo!

Bo-bobo: NOOOOO! (starts spinning) Kulukulu-WHEE! (shoots small sumos out of his mouth) Ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku.

Don Patch: (as he gets hit by the sumos) Ah! Be-be-be-be-be-be! (laying down) Cause I messed with your payoff, huh?

Bo-BoBo: No, no, no.

Don Patch: Stop the lie, stop the lie, stop the lie!

Bo-BoBo: No, no, no, no. (sneezes) Goodbye!

(Don Patch, wearing the skirt keeps wind from blowing up it from Bo-BoBo's sneeze, he then walks back and forth on the roller coaster)

Don Patch: Ch-ch-chew, ch-ch-chew. Hostile vibes, I'm in a jam. Gotta make em see the light. Fight the scam, man!

Bo-BoBo: A good bribe is phat!

Don Patch: Cuh, cuh, cuh!

(Bo-BoBo is dressed up as a student)

Bo-BoBo: I got rap power! Send me a dollar!

Don Patch: Cuh! Cuh-wee-hoo! (eyes bug out after exploding, exposing a smaller Don Patch inside)

Smaller Don Patch: Wrap up this rap!

Bo-BoBo: I ain't through! Whatcha trying to do?

(Don Patch is lying seductively nowhere in particular.)

Don Patch: Whoa... It's my 'I've Gotta Go' time~! (He sits up, smiling) Hey, dog, make like a leapfrog, show 'em you're upside-down 'round!

Bo-bobo: (Dancing with Don Patch) Whoaaa, nelly! I can't see Jelly! But peek-a-boo, I can see my belly!

Don Patch: Don't shout...a-drop out!

(The roller-coaster goes through a loop and the two maniacs fall off, signifying the end of the rap sequence with a deep "Ohhh yeah!". Beauty is shown sipping a soda alone.)

---

Beauty: Hoo boy...I've lost everyone again, we were supposed to meet back here in an hour!

Bo-bobo: (From offscreen) Beauty!

Beauty: Huh?

(Bo-bobo and Don Patch enter, beaten-up and dirty.)

Beauty: Oh! What happened, you fall off a roller-coaster? Heheheh~!

Bo-bobo: Never mind, just stick with us. We think everyone should know that this place isn't all that entertaining.

Don Patch: Well, he's right about that. We sorta gave it a bad rap.

(They both turn to walk away.)

Beauty: They both look like they've been through the mill...They must've fought some hair-hunt troopers! I better stay close in case they need help!

(She hurries after them, and the three arrive at the haunted house.)

Bo-bobo: Let's go in--might as well see what they've got in there.

Don Patch: Yeah!

Beauty: (Thinking) Haunted houses give me the creeps, I don't care how much they push me, I'm not going in!

(Cut to the inside of the mansion, Don Patch grunting as he pushes Beauty along from behind. Eventually, she turns around.)

Beauty: Enough! I'm getting butt-burned, bub, just back off!

Don Patch: STOP BEING SUCH A BABY! (Beauty gasps.) I'M WORN OUT FROM PUSHING YOU, FACE YOUR FEAR! ...GET OVER IT!

Beauty: ...I guess you're right...

Don Patch: Relax...take my hand.

Beauty: Okay...

(Beauty is now leading Don Patch through the haunted house, with him clinging onto her leg.)

Don Patch: Hold on tight, please don't let go of my hand, at midnight the ghouls and ghosts come out to begin their haunting routine!

Beauty: (Thinking) Well if they're comin' out, I'm goin' in...somewhere. Fast! Huh?

(She notices Heppokomaru being trampled on by Katsu.)

Beauty: Ahh...GASCAN! GET YOUR FOOT OFF HIS HEAD!

Narrator: What's going on? Why is that guy stepping on Gasser's head? Maybe it's some pressure technique! But if it is, it's the worst shiatsu massage I've ever seen! ...Speaking of rubbing me the wrong way, this doesn't even LOOK like a haunted house! Where are all the ghosts, ghouls, and ghastly gargoyles?! Call the cartoonist! But don't get shook, we'll all be back to creep you out on our next spooky Bobobo-Bo Bo-boboo episode!

Preview

Beauty: Gasser's in trouble!

Don Patch: I'm not surprised, he looks like a chick magnet.

Beauty: Not GIRL trouble!

Bo-BoBo: I'm the bride. Happy.

Beauty: That's great, but how does the groom feel?

Bo-BoBo: Love to chat, but I gotta see the caterer.

Beauty: What about Gasser?

Don Patch: And what about all these weirdos?

Beauty: Oh...

Narrator: There's going to be wedding cake and funeral crepe in our next spine-tingling episode: Bo-BoBo, The Bride of Gasser-stein! It's a haunted house hullabo-boo! Bring your own rice!

Beauty: Oh.

Real World