Episode Script[]
Recap[]
- Narrator: It's the year 3001.5. The wretched Chrome Dome Empire is controlling humans by means of its harrowing Hair Hunt and its fiendish leaders: the Big Four. One man stands tall, courageously protecting his hairpiece and the peace of hair for the entire world. That man is... Okay, Bo-BoBo wrote this opening, didn't he? Captain Battleship, one of the Chrome Dome Empire's big four, has turned Beauty into a doll and stuffed her with beans. Better her than Gasser. He keeps her captive in the massive yet poorly-decorated Pomade Ring, as he anxiously awaits Bo-BoBo. Don Patch, Gasser, Softon, and Jelly Jiggler pounce like putrid pigeons onto the Pomade Ring. Suzuki, recently laid-off as head of security, flew like a falcon fogey with encouragement from Bo-BoBo and the others. He has also filed an age-discrimination suit against his former employer. Bo-BoBo had his hands full with Suzu, a femme fatale, sent by Captain Battleship. The fight was both grueling and grilling as they grappled with a grouper. When the table was cleared and dessert was finally served, sweet little Suzu was too stuffed to continue. An unusual new security guard was practically out of this world. In fact, he showed Gasser the moon, or was that Uranus? All the commotion left Bootan Sleepless in Seattle, or was that Walla-Walla? Captain Battleship sent in his henchmen to do his dirty work. The award-winning "Battleship Five Quartet." Ah, who's counting anyway? Gasser chose to be number one. He stepped forward and disappeared in a cloud of glory, or possibly refried beans, as he went to rescue Beauty.
Main Episode[]
- Bo-BoBo: (narrating) Due to circumstances beyond our control, our regular narrator is in Loughland, Nevada, enjoying a complimentary stay at a casino with free food and beverage. So, I, the Bo-Tector, will have to pitch-hit for that little pipsqueak! Now as you remember, Gasser had just volunteered to take on one of the Battleship Five Quartet to save Beauty!
- (Heppokomaru teleports into the room)
- Heppokomaru: (chuckles) Ok, Which one of you in gona be my opponent?
Preview[]
Real World
 Cast
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Yoshio Sawai | English Voice Actors | Seiyū |
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| Distributors | Weekly Shōnen Jump | Hudson Soft | Toei Animation |
| Misc. | Timeline | Commercials | Events and Promotions | Other Manga and Anime |
| Sawai's Other Works | Chagecha: Chagecha Characters | Chagecha Manga Chapters | Black Owl Other Works: |